That dog is just like
WELL ALRIGHT SIR HOW ARE YOU DOING? FANTASTIC. GOOD DAY.
THIS FUCKING DOG
oooh, Pearl, Amethyst and Garnet!
a red panda eating sushi.
Lady and her kitten buddy
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
I’m liking this version even more.
Tonight I’m going to pound this sonnvabitch so hard we’re going to end up going for fifteen whole motherfucking minutes I’m bringing my A game tonight.
LET THE POKEMON BATTLES COMMENCE.
He’s so happy to get his choco pie I’m gonna cry